bertie spends €480 a week on make-up

[emma]

did u see all that about bertie spending €480 a week on make-up.....i would not spend that in a year......what is he at.....is he a closet tranny ?

[Mark]

It has turned him into the world's most eligible gobshite

[tanya]

Who could possibly fancy a man wearing makeup? Give me the rugged look any day. Why doesn't he just use a mud pie? That's free and he could give the 480 euros to some of the poor who would make great use out of it.

[Mark]

Maybe he is going to put on a frock and enter the international glamourous granny competition for ireland.

[tanya]

Ha, ha, Mark but he'd want to put on a decent bit of eyeshadow and mascara as well first. I don't see any bright red lipstick either. He should sack whoever is doing his make-up. I'd do a far better job on him! Wouldn't it be great if we could make him smoke and send him outside with a mini-skirt and high-heels? :-*Then I could charge him a bit more for doing his make-up again.

[Mark]

I'd like to put him in the tigers cage at the zoo dressed as a rabit.